Hockey Quotes from BrainyQuote, an extensive collection of quotations by famous authors, celebrities, and newsmakers. " Hockey belongs to the Cartoon Network, where a person can be pancaked by an ACME anvil, then expanded - accordion-style - back to full. What follows is 25 of the greatest hockey quotes of all time. Some are funny, some are emotional, and some are just down right ridiculous. If you don't know how to play hockey, learn. A great hockey player plays where the puck is going to be. And today you played like tomorrow. Related Pages Video Clips DVDs Take Team to Europe Great Quotes Articles Pre Camp Clips Evaluation '16 STP Video Featured Tip. I told him if he skated a little faster, he could, too!